Fiction some football!

'He's going to eat the Uraguay one I know it!' said Schweinsteiger angrily.

'In that case, I'm outa here!!!' said Philip Lahmm. He handed the skipper's band to Schweinsteiger who began chewing it nervously.

The German football team watched him walk out of the dressing room.

'Damn that octopus!!! He lives in Germany...eats in Germany... will have kids in Germany... so WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM??? What does he have against us? Hey I know some of you here are ancient enough to be fossils but I'm just 20!! I can't beeeeaaaar thiiissss!' cried out Thomas Muller. He dipped his right foot into a bucket full of lotus lotion. Dreams of winning the 2010 golden foot had him scenting his right foot since the tournament had started (And for good reason, would anyone say who smelled his left foot).

'Someone has to fry him! Or we'll be fried' said Schweinsteiger between bites on the band.

'I have an idea...' said M. Ozil.

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Five minutes prior to the mussle eating, Lord Paul, the soothsaying octopus received an mms on his cell phone. It was a magnified pic of M. Ozil's eyes, staring at him, with the words printed right under the nose: 'Pick Germany, or these eyes'll come after you!'

One look at the eyes had Lord Paul gasping for underwater air.

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News agencies around the world announced later that day that Paul the Octopus had chosen to eat a mussel out of the German box. M. Ozil gace a sly smile when he heard.Paul Lahmm couldn't believe it.

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Germany won the bronze against Uraguay 3-2.

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